Netflix recently unveiled The Roast of Tom Brady, a 2.5-hour live special that generated laughs by taking aim at Tom’s legendary football career and personal life. Hosted by comedians, friends, and celebrities – including Gisele Bundchen as one of his ex-wives and Joaquim Valente as her instructor – this roast featured both sides of their relationship in addition to Tom Brady leaving New England Patriots and relationship jokes about Gisele Bundchen taking up Jiu-jitsu training.
What were Kevin Hart’s jabs at Tom Brady?
Comedian Kevin Hart wasted no time diving headfirst into humor directed at Tom Brady’s past decisions and current romantic life, from Gisele Bundchen leaving their marriage due to his refusal to retire; to staying in the NFL even when this placed strain on their marriage; all with funny lines like, “Gisele gave you an ultimatum, she said you have to retire or you’re done; however when there’s still the chance for 8-9 you gotta do it!” Hart joked referencing Brady staying put despite this strain on their marriage.
Hart then focused on Gisele and her relationship with her jiu-jitsu instructor, asserting, “Who else f-ked their coach? Gisele did. She f-ked that karate man.” Hart continued by questioning Brady’s lack of foresight regarding Gisele’s increasing interest in martial arts; adding, “Eight classes a day and she is still only white belt. F–k Tom, her only bruises were on her behind – everybody should have known it!”
How did Jeff Ross joke about Brady’s rings and Gisele Bundchen’s romantic life?
Ross, known as the “Roastmaster General,” delivered one of his famous comedic jabs by noting how Tom Brady “has so many rings that he could melt them down to forge a sword to go get Gisele back from that jiu-jitsu teacher.” Ross’ jab emphasizes how even with an abundance of Super Bowl rings under his sleeve, personal matters could still take an unexpected turn – just another testament of what Ross stands by saying!
What was Gisele Bundchen’s Journey Into Jiu-Jitsu?
Gisele Bundchen, an international supermodel and philanthropist, began training jiu-jitsu after taking her son to his first class in December 2021. Her enthusiasm soon developed into serious commitment – as reported in Dust Magazine when speaking of this journey to jiu-jitsu: she declared, “When something excites me so intensely I put everything I have into it”. Within twelve months she earned her blue belt; an important accomplishment!
Gisele Bundchen earned her purple belt rank in 2023 – one step away from earning the coveted black belt! Photos and videos posted to Gisele’s Instagram Stories demonstrate this eventful day as she proudly accepted the honor. People reported this story.
Gisele Bundchen trains martial arts alongside her children Benjamin and Vivian. In a touching post featuring them all together, she expressed gratitude to Joaquim Valente of Valente Brothers MMA Academy for passing on an art that strengthens them both on and off of the mat.
What are the current details regarding Gisele and Joaquim Valente?
Gisele first generated dating speculation when they were seen together traveling around Costa Rica in 2022, prompting rumors they may have started dating in June according to People magazine; however, some sources from Tom Brady’s camp indicate romance may have begun much sooner.
Gisele’s love for jiu-jitsu can be traced directly back to her training with Joaquim Valente and his renowned family of jiu-jitsu training, the Valente Brothers. What started off as professional has now blossomed into an intimate friendship based on mutual respect and an interest in martial art.
How has jiu-jitsu empowered Gisele Bundchen?
Gisele Bundchen has often spoken highly of jiu-jitsu for its transformative powers since taking up training, often hailing it as a source of empowerment in her life. For example, an Instagram video posted by Joaquim Valente in 2022 featured Gisele sparring with Joaquim to illustrate its positive effects; “The more tools we have in our toolbox the better” she commented indicating its effect both physically and psychologically on her.
Overall, The Roast of Tom Brady provided a comedic yet eye-opening glimpse into the intersections between sports, relationships, and life itself. Although some roast jokes might sting a little too sharply at times, Gisele’s journey into Jiu Jitsu proves how strength can be found unexpectedly.
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